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Scott
Posted 1/29/2006 7:00 PM


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A Judo competitor, a Judo coach and a referee were all about to be executed by firing squad. They had heard that the executioners were scared of natural objects.

The first day the Judo player was placed in front of the firing squad. At the last moment he yelled out "WATER!" and they all ran away.

The next day the sensei was brought to the firing squad but he yelled out "WIND!" and they all ran away again.

The next day it was the referee's turn. Knowing that it worked for the other two he yelled "FIRE!" ...and they shot him.

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Posted 1/30/2006 1:06 PM


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Not too funny...but pretty dang good!

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