Subject: : Attn: FBI Final Exam

 
FBI Job Opening
 For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
 to a large metal door and handed him a
 gun.
 "We must know that you will follow your instructions
 no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
 will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
 
 The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
 shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then
 you're not the
 right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
 
 The second man was given the same instructions. He
 took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
 about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his
 eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
 
 The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
 your wife and go home."
 
 Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
 same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
 gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
 
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She
wiped the sweat from her brow.
 
 "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to
 beat him to
 death with the chair."
 MORAL: Women are evil.
 Don't mess with them.