InstantForum.NET v4.1.4Martial Arts Community Forumhttp://www.martialweb.com/Forums/forum@martialweb.comWed, 07 Jan 2009 07:13:02 GMT20http://www.martialweb.com/Forums/Topic434-29-1.aspxwow.....:PMon, 03 Jul 2006 07:17:56 GMTFluffyhttp://www.martialweb.com/Forums/Topic434-29-1.aspxgood one. enjoyed it. thanksMon, 12 Jun 2006 09:26:28 GMTFlying Bohttp://www.martialweb.com/Forums/Topic434-29-1.aspxthat's funny. Practical and funny!!! Great list of home remedies!!Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:53:49 GMTSport Karatehttp://www.martialweb.com/Forums/Topic434-29-1.aspx<FONT face="Courier New">1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. <BR><BR>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. <BR><BR>3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. <BR><BR>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. <BR><BR>5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. <BR><BR>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. <BR><BR>7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. <BR><BR>Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: <BR><BR>You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. <BR><BR>Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. <BR><BR>If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. <BR><BR>And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.</FONT>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:32:20 GMTKicker