InstantForum.NET v4.1.4Martial Arts Community Forumhttp://www.martialweb.com/Forums/forum@martialweb.comWed, 07 Jan 2009 02:58:22 GMT20http://www.martialweb.com/Forums/Topic209-29-1.aspxNot too funny...but pretty dang good!Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:06:06 GMTSport Karatehttp://www.martialweb.com/Forums/Topic209-29-1.aspxA Judo competitor, a Judo coach and a referee were all about to be executed by firing squad. They had heard that the executioners were scared of natural objects. </P><P>The first day the Judo player was placed in front of the firing squad. At the last moment he yelled out "<STRONG>WATER</STRONG>!" and they all ran away. </P><P>The next day the sensei was brought to the firing squad but he yelled out "<STRONG>WIND</STRONG>!" and they all ran away again. </P><P>The next day it was the referee's turn. Knowing that it worked for the other two he yelled "<STRONG>FIRE</STRONG>!" ...and they shot him.Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:00:04 GMTScott